Dimmu Borgir

Possibly the worst band in the history of music, and I use the term "band" loosely here, because its not so much a band as it is a bunch of dirty dumbasses screeching about TORMENTING A CHRISTIAN SOUL while chaining eachother up with leashes and fucking eachother in the asshole. Their music is horrible and is mainly there just because you have to play music to be a band, their main priority is worshipping "Satan" and creating a bunch of worthless Demon Butt acolytes that wear black and think its cool to set fire to goats. Definetley a no-listener.

"Holy shit? What is this noise, a baby being beaten with a jackal?"

"No way man! This is my new Dimmu Borgir CD!! PURITANICAL EUPHORIC MISANTHROPIA!"

"I hate you!" *punch*

by Kevin the almighty March 24, 2005

dimnut

An unintelligent child, that has the brain the size of a peanut or small

Dude look at the size of his head, it huge, but he a dimnut.

by Bob the Builder Sr. October 12, 2011

dimp

A person who insults you in a cheap department store by asking, "Do you work here?"

What a dimp!

by Sasha July 3, 2003

Dimmu Burger

When a woman puts demonic black and white makeup around her vagina. You can also create a Dimmu Burger by using said makeup to create an upside down cross where one end is at the end of the vagina and the other is at the bottom of the pooper or by making a devil star with the top two points on either side of your vagina, the side points on your thighs, and the bottom point on the bottom of your cornhole. Often the most popular is to create a demonic face on your vagina with the mouth being the vagina. It is recommended to powder the makeup so that it doesn't sweat off during intercourse.

"Dude I did it with that goth chick last night."
"Nice! How was it?"
"It was kind of awkward. We were going at it, and then I realized that she had a Dimmu Burger."
"Did she at least remember to powder it?"
"No, that was the awkward part, I'm used to fucking demon vaginas, but afterwards i had a ton of melted black and white makeup all over me."

by BillyandBarry December 5, 2011

dimping

When your dimples are showing

(dimping is to dimples as nurping is to nipples)

"Jake was dimping when he talked about Chelsea."

by TnC June 28, 2005

Dimmu Borgir

A shitty black metal band fron Norway. After hearing them, I wanted to repeatedly shoot myself in the face, just after gouging my eyes out and eating a tin can. There was no way they deserved a spot at Ozzfest 2004, but somehow they got there. They have one of the worst screamers I have ever heard. They blew dick at Ozzfest, and now I have no respect for black metal.

Me: After just hearing Dimmu Borgir, I want to go vomit. I'm going to the bathroom.

by GI Jew November 19, 2004

Dimnut

A crazy person who is also not very bright

This dimnut thought she could pay her bar tab with a Bass Pro gift card.

by Jaelen Sisera September 7, 2018