discontinuation syndrome

When a person is mid way through an activity or task, but suddenly decides that there is something much more important they should be doing like replying to a text, or making daisy chains or even something very simple like deciding whether or not you need to take a shit. This syndrome is a reoccurring affliction that doesn't have a current cure. Side effects include - severely untidy home, unfinished paperwork, unemployment and even death. You can simply overcome this syndrome by not being a fucking moron and finishing what you started.

EXAMPLE;
*hoovering carpet but stops half way through*

Person; "oooo I could really do with a shag"
*leaves Hoover and goes to local brothel*

dumbass moron affliction syndrome capiche absolute arsehole discontinuation syndrome

by MasterCuntwalker August 23, 2016

dictonary

A Thing that describes word like this one

I will go to urban dictonary to find some defenitons

by superboy420 weedboy wet pussy December 8, 2016

disconable

The act of disabling something by removing a cable.

I pulled the plug and it disconabled the TV.

by Ammoguy100 February 27, 2017

Disconfragulated

Frazzled, out of sorts,not normal

As she got into bed, she was all disconfragulated because her pants turned sideways and not normal

by De Artist March 23, 2017

dickonidus

sorta like meningitis, but on the dick

he got a dickonidus

by Filthy Frank is our Lord May 25, 2017

disconbalulate

When your fryed out on k2

Guy #1 man I'm disconbalulated smoking with you.
Guy #2 it's that k2 dude it disconbalulated you

Man them guys are disconbalulated they been smoking that shit

by Real talk T May 29, 2017

discontoriated

When you are so disoriented that you forget how to correctly pronounce disoriented

Wow I am so lost I am discontoriated

by Puddleism November 20, 2017