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Deverolicism

The Practice in worshipping the one true God in this world. He came from nowhere to save us sinners in Canada and he will clean the world in a matter of seconds if at his true power. Even just saying his name causes a thunderclap that's bigger than a whole thunderstorm. He defeated Thanos just by looking at him and he vaporizes all sinners within a 2km radius. This God demands a minority sacrifice every Wednesday or else he will create WW2 again. We've had it once and he sent Hitler. We don't want that again. The Cops help enforce this sacrifice. Deverolicism is the only religion. All hail God
Me: Hey I worship the one true God. The God of Deverolicism.
Guy 1: That's cool but I'm Jewis...
(God obliterates Guy 1 in a firey pit of death)
Guy 2: damn *Bows to God*
Me: We have no choice, please just let me see my kids
by SomeRandomGuy669 March 28, 2019
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Severe Diverticulitis

Hey, quit taking hard ass poundings or you will for sure get Severe Diverticulitis.
by Wetsandwxch August 28, 2019
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Desert Vista High School

the snobbiest fakest place on earth you could ever go to school, everyone walks around like they're god. impossible to make friends and if youre new you get treated like crap. the end. if you're thinking about going to school there, save yourself(unlike i did)
by uhhmm March 1, 2010
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deserter

Term that mouthbreather use to define a person who chose to think for own self and go for own feelings instead of the goals imposed to him or her by peer pressure.

Words you will going to hear from people who have no other grip on you left but to yell at you, when they will see you successfully moving away from the local shithole they're in, and on with your life.

Also known as quitter.
- Hold it Jane and unpack your car this moment! You can never leave me!
- Watch me. (starts engine and begins to drive away)
- You're a quitter! you're a deserter to our family!
- You always were a misogynist asshole. "You are the weakest link" Jack, goodbye. (rolls up window and drives away)

One day soldier Joe woke up and saw that it is insane to win hearts and minds by throwing small metal pebbles with his boomstick at people whom he never met before, or threatening them to do so. For that he was convicted of being deserter and eventually shot dead by firing squad. He died happy man for he knew he saved his soul by not committing to more insanity.

Witold Pilecki, a WW2 hero, he decided to send intel to allies about what nazi germany was doing at concentration camps. He decided on his own to get caught to one of most notorious and infamous Auschwitz death camp. He reported from there horrors of war. However allies were doing nothing, so he escaped it and joined the Warsaw Uprising. After the end of the war he became a well known war-hero. However when Poland became a Soviet occupied territory, he reported crimes of stalinism for countries of the free world. For that he got arrested as a deserter and traitor and sentenced to death three times. His name was removed from history books up until the fall of communism in Poland.
by GhostOfTheInternetFuture November 6, 2012
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devent

a disappointing-event.

used as a noun or an adjective to describe weak situations.
-Kyle is a soft "devent" because every weekend he either doesn't come out.. or when he does, he gets drunk off 3 beers and goes home early with Lindsay.

- That Kegger became a "devent" because everyone left after Lawrence pulled a gun.
by POP SHEPSKI April 25, 2010
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the desert

"How you get to the desert?"

"Take the E or the 7 train"
by orfiyus January 19, 2009
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Ethiopian Desert Dance

If youre looking for a way to cool down in the desert, try this move: the man lays face up on a flat surface, fully erect of course, while his naked lady friend hangs from a ceiling fan and has one shot to land on the prize. Take caution: this move is only for experienced lovers.
Nick waits patiently while Val hangs on to the fan, preparing for the Ethiopian Desert Dance.
by The fantastic whore July 11, 2011
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