The "Denver Split" occurs when a guy starts to take a piss and the stream splits into two streams that go different directions. Usually this only lasts a couple of seconds, sometimes it persists. I first heard this term in 1966 and can't believe there's no google hits on it to this very day!
"I had a huge Denver Split and pissed all over the floor."
"Why is just your right shoe wet? Didja have a Denver Split?
"What a Denver Split! I actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me."
"Why is just your right shoe wet? Didja have a Denver Split?
"What a Denver Split! I actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me."
by Loco Moco October 10, 2013
Fucking (and ejaculating inside of ) an elderly woman hard and quick, using butter or cooking oil for lube.
by nliquid4m March 23, 2014
A man whom can't kiss for shit, is cocky, and nothing short of a wanna be cowboy. They are total assholes and should never be allowed to lose their virginity.
by the_dude_holla July 08, 2018
Denver Burke is the most sexiest most big peckered most down right fucking hot, but not also that he literally give an amazing blowjob;)
by Dirty pecker head March 23, 2017
It is when you wear denim pants and a denim shirt. It doesn't matter if they are the same shade of denim.
by RonAllen1Foot January 06, 2017
when you take a shit and flush, racing to finish wiping your ass and throw the toilet paper in the toilet before it's done flushing. a successful denver derby leaves no toilet paper behind
overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao
by peter_pansy May 07, 2021
You’re Denver Hall.
by BOBOTHEHOBOZC May 21, 2024