When a you takes twice the amount of prescribed laxatives and runs through the streets screaming, "I'VE HIT GOLD!" All the while you are violently shitting hot steamy liquid out of your bunghole.
Lil Wayne: Sup foo' , whats going on?
You: Nothing much, I did just Denver Gold Rush my hometown and get arrested for public indecency.
Lil Wayne: Yo, that's frit
You: Nothing much, I did just Denver Gold Rush my hometown and get arrested for public indecency.
Lil Wayne: Yo, that's frit
by Denver Country Club December 12, 2018
When you throw shit at someones face. Usually for a crappy joke or to get back at somejuan. Preferably a large amount of shit.
I caught my best friend fucking my girlfriend so I Denver Roundhoused him til he puked.
I Denver Roundhoused my lover for taking it up the ass with another guy.
Clyde: Dude, wake up..
Tyrone: What the fuck is that dank smell homie
Clyde: DENVER ROUNDHOUSE !
I Denver Roundhoused my lover for taking it up the ass with another guy.
Clyde: Dude, wake up..
Tyrone: What the fuck is that dank smell homie
Clyde: DENVER ROUNDHOUSE !
by GMo24 January 28, 2012
A small town located in between Waterloo and Waverly. Most of the populace work in other towns, as the "city" has an area of 1 square mile. The population is roughly 1,000. It is home to several sports fields, two restaurants, a bar, and a single cemetery.
by insanity2.0 February 11, 2011
by The Fred man September 20, 2019
The "Denver Split" occurs when a guy starts to take a piss and the stream splits into two streams that go different directions. Usually this only lasts a couple of seconds, sometimes it persists. I first heard this term in 1966 and can't believe there's no google hits on it to this very day!
"I had a huge Denver Split and pissed all over the floor."
"Why is just your right shoe wet? Didja have a Denver Split?
"What a Denver Split! I actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me."
"Why is just your right shoe wet? Didja have a Denver Split?
"What a Denver Split! I actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me."
by Loco Moco October 10, 2013
Fucking (and ejaculating inside of ) an elderly woman hard and quick, using butter or cooking oil for lube.
by nliquid4m March 23, 2014
A man whom can't kiss for shit, is cocky, and nothing short of a wanna be cowboy. They are total assholes and should never be allowed to lose their virginity.
by the_dude_holla July 08, 2018