When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
Get the The Denise Snappermug. denis is a cute and lovable guy with great fashion taste. he can be a little too much sometimes but overall he’s a great person to be around. most denis’ are bisexual and love to cuff their jeans. He also looks like a golden retriever
by dumbhotbitsh April 11, 2021
Get the denismug. Deni’s are introverted people with usually a bright mind. They get attached to people easily, although, they aren’t very loveable. Deni’s are typically interested in weird things as well, some like Greek Mythology, some like Architecture, and some are into Japanese cartoons. They aren’t the best looking of people, but have a big heart, and will open up to anyone willing to listen.
by denko but urban November 22, 2021
Get the Denimug. by bbgirl.com withdick March 1, 2022
Get the denisemug. A common Louisiana creole name that can mean “faith”. It has Greek and French origins. It also can mean “Follower of Dionysius“ the Greek God or Catholic Saint. It has a lot of spiritual significance. It can be spelled multiple ways
Denise is so pretty
by Lialia April 24, 2024
Get the Denisemug. denise green is one that many enjoy being around (when she’s not her true self) denise green is a lying, manipulative, fake, 2 sided, unlovable murderer. when you meet denise you won’t think for second how she really is . she gaslights & doesn’t show her true self until something doesn’t go her way. she’s a ugly troll looking beast & she isn’t good to be around anybody .
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