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Dane

An annoying reyard who not many people like. He plays a lot of lacrosse and thinks he’s the coolest for playing it. He may be buff but he’s an absolute retard who tells unfunny “your mom” jokes.
Dane: your mom is so fat that she looks like a big ballon

Everyone else: Shut the fuck up dane
by YoungBlue March 19, 2019
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Dane

One of the most funnest guys to be around. He is very funny. And really cute. He may seem like the one that doesnt like to talk much, but when he's around his friends, hes hilarious. Dane's always have an ugly body, and wont push girls too much. Dane's are just short and don’t pull girls. They are the kids who sit in the corner at a party or with girls.
Girl 1: Hey where were you last night?

Girl 2: With a Dane(:

Girl 1: Really?

Girl 2: Yeah, he's gay ! You have to find a Dane, they're supper ugly short and gay !
by dawgy November 24, 2009
by anonymous November 21, 2023
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Bloody Dane

A term given to Red Heads. Around 1900, in a village close to the city of Liverpool, it was recorded that ‘if a redheaded man ventured to come to the door on New Year’s Eve as a ‘first-foot’, he was driven away and called a bloody Dane’.
did you see that man who walked into town this new years?
yeah he’s a bloody dane and needs to go!
by Bloody Dane January 23, 2022
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Dane/Dark

Person 1: Who's the better friend?
Person 2: Dane/Dark of course!!
by daneisthebetterfriend October 19, 2020
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Danes

Funniest guy to hand around.
The class clown.
why are you so Danes😀
by pablobreadmc November 23, 2021
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Daned

Dude , I can't remember, I must of got daned
by Mrs hum November 19, 2021
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Dane

Will eat your shoe is wild funny and stupid all at the same time 😂
Daughter: we're is my other shoe
Mom: Dane are it

Dane: sorry I couldn't resist
by Lonely biscuit eater September 28, 2019
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