dale earnhardt

Senior did not die in a bloody wreck, the interior of the car was not badly damaged, and the restraint did not kill him. Also, Sterling Marlin caused the wreck. Watch a tape of it, Sterling Marlin (#40) tapped the left rear quarterpanel of Dale, sending the car swerving down onto the apron. Dale overcorrected and spun, going straight towards the wall. Ken Schrader (#36) hit the side of Dale's car full force. The seatbelt did not kill him, as according to conspiracy enthusiasts everywhere. What killed him was him not wearing a HANS device, a neck restraint. When Dale hit the wall, his unsupported neck caused massive head injuries killing him on impact. I have this image burned into my brain of Kenny Schrader walking over to the 3 car resting in the grass. Kenny undid the net, and leaned into the car, then slowly backed away. The interior was intact, as the crash WAS NOT THAT BAD OF A CRASH. NOTHING would have caused a bloodbath inside the car. What made the crash so interesting was just that, it did not look bad at all.

Whenever i close my eyes i hear Darryl Waltrip: "Whoa trouble in turn 4, its Dale. He's ok though, right? Yeah, he's ok." RIP Dale Earnhardt.

by Corbyn April 17, 2006

The Dale

Reffering to a Southern Illinois (also called So Ill) town, called Carbondale; it is the heart of So Ill, it is an oasis in terms of culture. It is inbetween Murphysboro, and Marion because cambria craneville and caterville arent actually towns.

Im going to The Dale today, to do something interesting.

by Peter Batinski December 15, 2008

Dale Dailey

A guy who is usually a tool, drives a silly girly car such as an HHR, and also enjoys older women. They also enjoy dudes in their mouth and or inside of them.

Wow, Dale Dailey really likes those dudes in his mouth.

by Michael Sharpton February 18, 2009

glen dahlem

a very sexy redman.

wow u look like a glen dahlem

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Dale

Dale Earnhardt, a NASCAR driver with a very impressive moustache, who died in 2001. Immortalized by Wal Mart employees, wife-beater collectors, and trailer dwelling folk the world over, his full name was shortened to the one word "Dale", in the same way as "Pele", "MJ", or "Larry the Cable Guy" has been in the past. Also known as the intimidator, due to a combination of his willingness to ram into people, and for said impressive moustache.

Said supporters are easily spotted as they will generally have a sticker showing his number 3 with angel wings sticking out of it. Another form of the word, "Daaaaaaaaale!" is often uttered by sad lonely men in country bars "down south".

Chap one: "I say, you appear to be rather depressed. Would you like to talk about what's making you so sad?"
Chap two, crying: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale!"

Chap one: "I do enjoy a good car race, but these chaps don't seem to know how to turn right."
Chap two: "Y'know who could? Dale. Git R done, boogity boogity, boogity!"

by Gaz Edmunds October 3, 2006

Dadless

It’s a me, Mario

Look at that dadless rhakkafumbus

by DadlessCripple666 June 29, 2019

Daidler

A synonym for chewing tobacco.

Hey buck, you got a daidler on ya that I can throw in?

by bosskmoves August 21, 2009