crumpy

a large, misshapen, hunk of human feces.

I have to take a crumpy...

by joey joe joe May 13, 2005

cumpiled

A compilation of men ejaculating on their sexual partner.

Last night I stayed up late and cumpiled a video of all my best facial videos.

by Roger Daltrey February 1, 2008

cummy bum

When gay sex occurs in anal form a cummy bum is made

Oh Jamey u gave me such a cummy bum

by Benjamin leahy is not my real April 22, 2017

big cummy cock

A big Dick with cum all over it

Damn I got a big cummy cock

by Deven cum face December 8, 2017

donald cump

It's Donald Trump's but he had sex and the cum shot of his hair peace

Did you here he got Donald cumped

by MY CAT GAVE ME AIDS April 22, 2018

cummylingus

"Cummylingus" is where you perform oral sex on an orifice into which you have just ejaculated.

...so after I jizzed in her, I went down on her! She loved it... bit salty though.

Cummylingus!

by Z-Person March 2, 2008

cumpax

the name given to a tampon when used to soak up semen after sexual intercourse

"that was a big load. I may need a cumpax to stop a leak"

by beanbag1 January 5, 2012