Edward Cullen

--A sparkly demented fairy who is a creeper.
--Sparkly infuri
--Referring to a dumb, or stupid person

1. Omg, That Edward is such a fairy! I mean...he SPARKLES!

2. WARNING; You-Know-Who has made an army of infuri--Including Cedric Diggory, now by the name of Edward Cullen!

3. That guy is SUCH and Edward. He stared at me and then said a bunch of dumb pick up lines!

by Fire-Luv June 3, 2011

Edward Cullen

n. person, Ed-ward Cull-en : A fictional character/ monster made up in the diseased imagination of an old, horny woman. He is said to sparkle when in the sun, for some odd, non- understandable reason. He is in the dreams of millions of teenage girls and their mothers. His followers are called Twi-hards, and are attracted to him by some telepathic connection, which makes them want a vampire, who writes bad poetry, as a husband. His fictional, worst enemy, is a werewolf, named Jacob, who has nice teeth (Many suspect them to be gay lovers). The fact or impression they are gay lovers is dashed by his love of 14-year old girls. Whom, he stares at while they sleep, with what many call in rapey fashion.

Twi-hard - "I got a message from "Edward Cullen" last night

Twi-hard 2 - " Really, what was it?"
Twi-hard - " He wants me to meet or turn me, I hope!"

Twi-hard 2 - "You are soooo lucky!"
Twi-hard - "I know!!!!!"

by Mr. Spam June 29, 2011

Cullens

A group or family of very cold and lovely non human people, this "family" includes Carlisle,Esme,Rosalie,Emmett,Alice,Jasper,
Edward,Bella,Renesema.

I Love that family there just like the cullens

by wizerdzandwolfz April 25, 2009

Bella Cullen

Fictional character that emerges in Breaking Dawn after marrying Edward Cullen. Described after transforming from human (who is beautiful at best) to a vampire who now looks "breathtakingly gorgeous" and "like a God-damn supermodel".

Bella Swans tragic clumsiness and mouthwatering sent disappear. Her ability to control her emotions, her mind and put up a "shield" in the wake of her transformation result in the emergence of the single most gifted vampire of the saga.

Example #1
"Did you read breaking dawn? Because damn, Bella Cullen is the shit now."

by TrinityLife October 29, 2008

Cullen Whore

Usually one of the female species who obsesses over Edward Cullen and the rest of the Cullen family from Twilight to the extent that it begins to take over their personality.

"Why don't you talk to so and so anymore?"
"She turned into a Cullen whore, and I'm not into fantasy"

by DeathByVanity June 14, 2009

CO - Cullinary Orgasm

1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced when eating something that is truely amazing, usually resulting from stimulation of the taste buds and usually accompanied by a "hmmmmmm" sound.
2. Most the time a CO is caused by partaking in a cullinary good that catches the eater off guard and is particularly amazing causing a reaction called the Cullinary Orgasm or "CO"

1.After tasting the carrot cake cheese cake that Ivy had made for the first time, Adam paused as he had a "CO - Cullinary Orgasm" and let out a slow deep "hmmmmm that's amazing"
2.Laura bragged to her girlfriends that the roast she had made gave her husband a "CO"
3. Allan slowed down to enjoy the taste of the sushi with watermellon pop rocks that topped the dinner off with the big "CO"

by Lee Ivy June 12, 2009

Culligan Estates

The poor house. The skids. Skid row. The absolute pits.

After the stock market crashed he moved to Culligan Estates.

by Barry Quinn October 27, 2003