Crandal

Crandal is an acceptable definition for a man with very little regard for personal hygiene, an irregular countenance (weird looking) and very poor spelling abilities. Crandals are often known to ride unicycles and twirl fire sticks.

"What's that terrible smell? It's awful!"
"Must've been that guy who was swinging on the tram bars."
"Eww, what a CRANDAL."
"Yeah, gross."

by Celooste June 11, 2008

cran

An arrogant n00bie, who tries to outdo a vet.

n00b: u don't know wut ur talking about, bush is the best prez evar!1!
Vet: STFU, cran!

by Kurumi September 21, 2003

Cranapple

One who is being in the presence of a person by the name of Joe or Joseph.

Person A - "Yo, nigga, you kickin' it cranapple style tonight?"

Person B - "Ah shit son, you best belive it. Joe and I are possed' ta roll up a blizzy (weed filled cigar) in da back streets. Nah mean?"

by Steve Whittman March 2, 2009

Crandle

in addition to the male penis you light a candle, quickly put it out and stuff it in the girls "area" along with your "unit". The sensation of flesh,wax, and burning is the ultimate sensation for both partners instantly.

The Don Mega on one of his many mack adventures gone wrong

Chanukah just got a whole lot more Kinky... you sons of bitches

by Bouy Stantefeld December 2, 2003

crandle

christina's bear; formerly known as snowball.

We entered Crandle from the armpit. (His favorite spot to get finger-love!)

by ninja May 15, 2004

cranberry juice

Blood. Called cranberry juice because it's the the red liquid you get at a cocktail party if it goes on too long.

When I visited your mom, I got so into our cocktail party that I lost track of time and stayed until she started giving me cranberry juice.

by Private Long September 23, 2006

cran

Unpretentious.

Man that new Mars Volta Album was sooo not cran.

by Nelly October 23, 2003