Creeping Crud

A close relative of "you don't know where that's been." Creeping crud is when you don't know what invisible germs and dirt is on a surface and you try not to touch it. The term can also be used to describe an unidentifiable substance, or to describe crud that is, in fact, creeping.

Ex. 1
Keith: Ben, I wouldn't take your shoes off in this smelly locker room; there could be some creeping crud in here.
Ben: Good thinking!

Ex. 2
Keith: What the hell is that?
Ben: Ah, just some creeping crud.
Keith: Right, better steer clear of that shit.

Ex. 3
Keith: OH MY GOD THE CRUD IS CREEPING.
Ben: WHAT KIND OF CANCEROUS THINGS ARE LIVING HERE?!
Keith: RUN, BEFORE THEY MUTATE EVEN MORE!!!

by bls1999 April 10, 2015

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creeping gaywinder

An insult used by Conor to insult the ever creeping and fondling Daniel. However, once Daniel caught onto this miraculously stunning insult he concocted a ruse to use it against the mighty Queerduck that is Conor.
It is now the bane of Conor's existence.

"Conor, you are the biggest creeping gaywinder I've ever met, now be off with you."

by Daniel Killen March 27, 2005

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crunching

to be a major tool, fag, queer

a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.

brent, look at that cruncher, what a faggot. he thinks he's crunching but he's just gay.

by crunch hater 45 July 7, 2009

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Crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster

The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.

Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!

by Network Ninja June 30, 2011

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