Boston Cream Pie

A Dessert and not what you are thinking of you incel

Jack: I had some Boston Cream Pie today.
Robert: Boston Cream Pie is not a food it's a-
Jack: Shut up Incel

by Oklahoma_Man April 26, 2022

Brown cream pie

Is when you make a girl cum While ur smashing her In her kitty and shitting on ur dick at the same time

Bro that hoe was nasty she gave me a brown cream pie

by PapiJunglez April 20, 2020

Brazilian Cream Pie

the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.

person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE

by Forever2297 November 19, 2022

Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

by Raider Life May 13, 2017

Canada cream pie

A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.

Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!

by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024

the cream pie

When something is the best

Blank said to rkelly I just won 1 million dollars
Rkelly would say that’s the cream pie

by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017

Cream Pie

The pre- to early internet porn definition was a vaginal area with semen on it, usually in a still photo. That is it. Pie was slang for vagina at one time. Fur pie for example (back when women had pubic hair).

In this photo spread (page 9), Barbie get a cream pie…and we don’t mean banana, though boy does she has some coconuts. Schwing!

by Farfugneugen August 5, 2023