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Covid-20

The 20 lb weight gain from eating all day during the Covid-19 stay at home order.
Have you seen Sally? She really put on the Covid-20!!
by Pumpkin 1780 May 15, 2020
mugGet the Covid-20mug.

Covid-👽

When conspiracists or Trumpists-turned-QAnonists attributed the origin of the coronavirus not to a lab in Wuhan but to the extraterrestrials that apparently wanted to harm the earthlings, or to prove to them that they are inferior to other galactic beings.
President Trump, who blamed China for infecting the US with Covid-19, refused to expose the conspiracy promoted by some of his supporters for linking Covid-👽 to the high number of infection cases and deaths plaguing the country.
by MathPlus September 26, 2020
mugGet the Covid-👽mug.

Covid Rich

The state of receiving, gaining, or having a steady source of wealthy financial funds, or having items or products to make you financially wealthy because of the cause of the Coronavirus or Covid-19. This state can come about being well-stocked in Lysol, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, and or Clorox wipes during the Shelter-in-Place order of 2020 during the Covid 19 pandemic. This includes essential workers who have employment and are getting paid extra funds known as "hazard pay"
"I will buy your drink, I am covid rich."

"Did you hear Jennifer has been living the high life because she knows how to sew and sell masks? She got covid rich"

"John has a works at a Target and they are paying him $2 extra an hour. He is working extra hours and he can't go spend his money at the bars, so he's become covid rich."
by Cruzzer2 June 29, 2020
mugGet the Covid Richmug.

COVID Squeeze

When your girl has covid and squeezes her pussy tightly around your cock while she coughs during sex.
Kept trying to make he cough last night so she’d give me a covid squeeze.

My girls pissed because I came too quick, but she gave me a covid squeeze and I couldn’t pull out.
by Probation Cocktails December 28, 2020
mugGet the COVID Squeezemug.

Covid-10

When seeing a member of the opposite sex in public wearing a face mask. The person appears to be a 10 out of 10 on the numerical point scale for attractiveness. When the face mask is removed, there true attractiveness is revealed often several points below a 10.
The woman removed her mask, her teeth were buck, and her nose was stout. If she kept her mask on she'd be a covid-10.
by Cufdaddy October 10, 2020
mugGet the Covid-10mug.

The Covid fuck

When two individuals interact in sexual intercourse manner. Where one or both parties decided to cough on each other. Neither party needs to be covid postive, but it is recommended. As it heightens the risk. Thus involving both or multiple individuals in the Covid fuck.
Christine do you want to come over and try the Covid fuck. I am just got my test results back.
by professor PNG November 13, 2021
mugGet the The Covid fuckmug.

Covid Stutter

When you've just gotten out of quarantine and you completely forget how to speak English.
Person1: "Hey dude how's it going?"
Person2: "Ivfbst bin goudd houw bowt yoo?"
Person1: "Woah dude nice Covid Stutter"
by FruitMyScoot November 20, 2020
mugGet the Covid Stuttermug.

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