rent-a-cop

(offensive, disparaging) A private security guard, bodyguard or armored car guard. Used as an insult.

(rent-a-cop)

by Shelmac May 23, 2015

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any cop

Phrs. Of value, of any worth. Bristish origin.

"Have you heard their new CD? I heard it was rubbish but do you think it's any cop?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

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If a cop doesn't have a mustache, he's a rookie. There are no known exceptions to this rule. Cops are their own gang, and the cop stache is the "gang tattoo" they use. Independent style requires independent thought, and those with independent thought would never become a cop. The cop stache is an inevitability for any aspiring cop.

Police Chief: "You're no longer a rookie, Johnson. Grow a cop stache or get out of my jurisdiction."

by Pacati October 22, 2007

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Cop-speak

An exaggeratedly wordy jargon, frequently spoken in a mono-tone passive voice. Descriptive yet extremely vague, this is used when describing a situation in order to increase the appearance of intelligence or credibility, while cloaking truth in a mountain of syllables.

The police officer used cop-speak to convince the jury that the use of force was justified.

by Kirkury December 14, 2015

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Cop that undies

A phrase used to signal the release of methane from ones rectum. Can also be used in the situation of a follow through

If a mate says
"OH BRO, I THINK YOU JUST SH!T YOURSELF"

Your reply would be
" Cop that undies "

by Encinoman_aus February 26, 2011

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cop surfing

The practice of following behind a police cruiser or other service vehicle responding to an emergency in order to pass the other people who pull off the road to let them by.

Dude, I was going to get fired if I showed up to work late one more time. Thankfully, cop surfing saved my hide and I was able to make it.

by wstellar August 1, 2010

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