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Stealing the conversation

It's when one uninvolved and uninvited asshole barges in on a private conversation, and dominates it to the exclusion of one of the original people who was conversing. This can be a form of cockblocking.
Jason: John is a complete asshole. Notice how he is always stealing the conversation?

Joe: Yeah, what a fucking cockblocker!
by Jimmy the Dick September 23, 2010
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Conversation top

The one that does all the talking in a conversation.
That dude wouldn't let me get a word in! He is such a conversation top!
by Yesitreallyis!!!!! July 10, 2016
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conversational sponge

Someone who listens to a conversation but never contributes
Jenny is such a Conversational Sponge! I want her to say something!
by iwinalot7 February 9, 2015
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cig conversation

When two or more people are smoking a cigarette outside and feel obligated to strike up a conversation. It is a dynamic that occurs outside many bars, and feels oddly comfortable.
Two people are talking outside the bar

"We're having a cig conversation, aren't we?"
by dboytoy December 18, 2009
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Conversation Wedge

a. when two or more of your friends (or even strangers) are talking, and you come up between them and insert yourself in the conversation
b. when you are in a conversation and say something really awkward and the conversation stops because you can't say anything else
a. "Did you see how Jenny just came up and started talking to us? She's such a conversation wedge."
b. Person A: "Yeah so I was at my dad's girlfriend's place, and all I could notice was how she left her clothes everywhere!"
Person B: "I love smelling underwear."
Person A: "That's awkward. Why do you always have to create a conversation wedge?"
by rentaninja June 6, 2011
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Conversation plough

To plough on with a conversational monologue thats stopped interesting anyone anymore.
Usually realised when, having finished your point, you are met with a silent room and you have killed the conversation
Person :....so once Id edited the fstab I got it to recognise the DVD Drive!

*silence*

Person: Conversation plough?

Room: yeah.
by Agarag March 29, 2009
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conversational decay

Conversational decay refers to the amount of time it takes for a conversation with a stranger to die down to stagnation.

In-person:

Let's say you met someone from your class or work for the first time and start talking about mutual interests, the decay of that conversation wouldn't be as quick. Therefore, it's reasonable to state that the conversational decay would be somewhere between 30 minutes to an hour.

Online:

If you meet someone on Discord for the first time and start a regular conversation with them, it is estimated that it may take between 1 minute to a few weeks for your conversation to completely stagnate with them.
The person Harry matched up with on Bumble seemed pretty promising but, the conversational decay was under 10 minutes.
by Tobio Mark January 14, 2023
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