conchita

to make a prank phone call

"What should we do tonight at our slumber party?" "Let's conchita someone!"

by qtchicknyc February 2, 2009

Johnny Concrete

Someone who thinks they are hard and can beat anyone up when they turn out to be a sissy who couldn't beat an egg.

"Wow step back lads Johnny Concrete coming through ere Sorry ard mate"

by Josh Kelly October 30, 2007

Johnny concrete

UK slang: Sometimes called 'Ten Men' or 'Billy Big Bollocks' Is an unconfident male who's only asset is their physical size. They use bravado to hide their inadequacies as a male. However many suffer from the human variant of 'small dog syndrome' and are in fact smaller in stature than they believe themselves to be. They waste money watching pay per view Boxing matches and MMA fighting on Sky Sports and delude themselves into believing they can do it. Because they are emotionally immature they are most aggressive watching such crap in pubs with their equally dumbass friends whilst of their bonce on coke. Tellingly will only bully other males they believe are weak. Typically a coward. If someone half their size stands up to them there's a good chance they'll have their ass beat or will back down. They'll make a lot of noise to get your attention so you look over to give them an avenue to make eye contact so they can instigate a confrontation for looking at them.

Oy!! Are you looking at my ex girlfriends sisters pint!!!

Ignore the prick he's just being a Johnny concrete.

by Melloj1 September 2, 2021

concrete blocks

Also known as a cinder block. Used in construction for basements and foundations.

Someone stole my wheels and I found by car up on concrete blocks.

by Paul Hofffmann July 13, 2007

concrete smile

forcing someone to get down and bite a curb as you stomp on the back of their neck, breaking the jaw and many teeth.

In American History X Derek Vineyard gives a black man a concrete smile for trying to steal his car.

by the_reginator January 13, 2008

Conoritis

An infectious and highly contagious disease commonly rooting itself within games of Ultimate Frisbee. Symptoms include: -Destroying an open and perfect pass by overshooting by 5+ meters
-Throwing in the opposite direction of your endzone
-Throwing far over a team mates head.
-Dropping the disc after a perfect pass.

Way to throw 15 feet above my head, you nutche. I think you've got a case of Conoritis. STAY AWAY FROM ME.

by nutcheofnutche April 21, 2009

Concrete Pedicure

To fill a bucket full of concrete, place feet in, let concrete set, toss in body of water.

I should have bought some floaties, I swim like a dead hooker with a concrete pedicure.

by Thegoatin-gtown September 25, 2011