computer widow

Term used to refer to the spouse of a vidiot.

Computer Widow: Honey, stop playing WOW and cuddle with me.
Vidiot: Awww, come on. Just until I reach level 60.

by Katie-Ivan April 23, 2006

computer crackhead

A computer crack head is a person that spends an insane amount of time using the computer, being mentally seperated from the outside world.

People who play retarted online games for long periods of time.

Angela: Nick you've been on the computer for 8 hours straight. Go brush your teeth, and take a shower!

Nick: I'm not finished yet! I have to kill this dragon, and collect fairy dust.

Angela: Nick, your a computer crackhead.

by Cewt Pickle for a Nickle July 22, 2009

Compton Cardio

Being athletic because this person is so used to running from the police. It refers to the city of Compton because it has the highest crime rate and most people there are in shape and fast from running from the police.

How did Chris get so fast? He has that Compton cardio from being chased by the cops after doing all that stupid sh!t with Danny.

by mccaaaaarthy January 16, 2011

computie

a really cute or hot looking computer geek. guy or girl.

wow! he's a computie !!

by lola 1234 September 14, 2011

compton

A nice looking city outside of LA, overpopulated by wangsters who kill people because they didnt wear the same color as them, and who walk around with bandanas covering there faces cuz they think it makes them bad ass. They act hardcore when they are in big groups or have guns on them, but when alone they are about as tough as the average person. most end up dead or in jail fighting for something that is meaningless when all those people could all just stop the bullshit get along. as a result of there wangster lifestyles, most kids in compton end up having no futures at all.

cpt crip wangster: im crippin compton, i'm gonna go kill some guy just cuz he wears red instead of blue, which will cause his gang to become angry at me, kill me and continue a meaningless cycle of violence

young impressionable kid: am i supposed to be like that when i'm older. cuz that seems really stupid

by tikwah September 9, 2009

south side compton crips

The most notorious, violent, crip gang in Compton California. One of the largest and most known. They are on the southside of East Compton, from E. Greenleaf Blvd, to Long bEach Road, Alondra and Sana Fey. They hang out at South Park and are known for the deadly shooting of rapper 2pac.

South Side Compton Crips run compton!!

by Ca$he$ August 8, 2006

Computer

Are you fucking kidding me?

You're using a computer to look up the definition for computer? God damn it you suck!

by dollarbill3585 October 4, 2013