zombie company

A company that is considered too important to allow to go bankrupt, and ends up sucking on the lifeblood of the United States (aka its money). Members of zombie companies are permitted to take bonuses of any size, thus contributing to the general blood sucking.

"AIG used to be an egg. Now its hatched and has become a zombie company."

by commiebobo March 19, 2009

campaign

the ability to pick up a person of the opposite sex. to have game.

Man ive been having a good game with the ladies lately. My campaign has been strong.

My campaign was presidential last night. I picked up 2 girls.

Bro, you dont know how to close the deal. Ur campain is worse than Sarah Palin's.

by twotone530 November 4, 2010

Comparetto

can be used interchangably with the word 'sexy'.

He's just so comparetto

by Jeremy comparetto October 17, 2008

compaq

Makers of PC computer systems that are made by sweatshop workers in third world countries in textile mills. They use unreliable components and often take cost-saving measures such as: building everything but the kitchen sink onto the motherboard so it is unlikely anybody will ever try to upgrade. Software only modems. Bios that does not recognize a boot drive unless it is pre-loaded with mindless Compaq shovelware. IDE ribbon cables with only 1 head. Riser cards for horizontally oriented PCI slots.
Best of all they pass the saving on to you, the consumer. Oops, sorry, that last bit is what the other computer manufacturers do.

My Grandma upgraded to a Compaq from a 286 PC Jr. and noticed a slight decrease in performance. Also the XGA graphics on the old computer were better.

by Gimli July 15, 2003

compassionate conservative

The phrase used by George Bush during his campagin to show his more affectionate side. It's like a redneck shooting cans with a paintball gun rather than a rifle to be more affection. To get a better understanding read the story of the lions:

One day, one lion said to another "compassionate predator...i like it"

Compassionate conservative- Americans are hopeful that in Bush's second term, the compassionate side will kick in.

by Bubba207 September 29, 2005

Company of men

A polite way of saying a guy is homosexual without actually coming out and saying it. This can refer to bisexual men too.

Bill: He seems a little "off" to me..

Jack: Well he enjoys the "company of men".

Bill: Well who doesn't?

Jack: I don't think you're quite getting this..

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 30, 2005

Eazzy Company

Eazzy Company. Meaning company of the Eazzy. An elite SOCOM II gaming clan that woops up on dat ass. A group of mature guys getting together to kill all opponents.

The Eazzy Company annihilated all of its opponents

by Greg Pigate January 4, 2005