When a man ejaculates in a woman who has crabs and then eats her out. It's only a Colorado Crab Cake if the man does it and has no knowledge that she has crabs. If the man knows that she has crabs and they perform a Colorado Crab cake purposefully, then it is called a Pueblo Crab Cake.
Dude went on a date and had some Colorado crab cake!
Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.
He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.
He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
by JTabd July 10, 2023
Get the Colorado Crab Cakemug. A reference to a penis that's been inside of a lot of people, in the sense that a tour bus goes everywhere - this person's dick has been everywhere
It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus
It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus
by GasMaskOverdrive December 8, 2017
Get the Colorado Tour Busmug. A private Christian school in Lakewood, Colorado. Known for it's exploitation of it's students through the facade of faith and Christian principles for financial gain. This once phenomenal institution for one to experience true integration of faith and learning through diverse interesting opinionated staff, deep intellectual courses, and considerate honorable student body has recently fallen into a student body of vipers, brain washing narrow minded professors, and corrupt and/or naive administration who see the students who attend as nothing more than dollar signs.
Girl:"I've had such a terrible time getting my class schedule together this semester. It's like my LDC advisor just wants me to stay in school so I'll pay and really isn't interested in offering me good advice for my college career."
Boy: "Colorado Christian University didn't even give me an advisor till my junior year..."
Boy: "Colorado Christian University didn't even give me an advisor till my junior year..."
by Franklin Ovation March 31, 2009
Get the Colorado Christian Universitymug. THE fucking sickest place ever, for all you motherfuckers that hate on it, shut the fuck up and go to the town. If you want to go to a town and not have to worry about anything and just chill out, look at the hottest girls in the country and smoke weed, THAN GO HERE
by chillar November 11, 2008
Get the university of colorado bouldermug. The act of pooping in a girls mouth then sticking your dick in her poo-filled mouth, grabbing her by her ears or hair and shaking her head in circular motions. As seen when making a Blizzard.
by adam the first March 9, 2008
Get the Colorado Chocolate Blizzardmug. by Mass-Debaters July 21, 2021
Get the Colorado fluff and foldmug. by Selorex December 18, 2012
Get the Colorado Crotch Rocketmug.