cleft

A Northern Irish term. A cleft is essentially a yuppie arsehole, or trustfund hipster. Activities indulged in by the cleft, including the purchase of luxury cars, male grooming products and Warhol prints, may be referred to as clefty.

Christ, is that a cashmere iPod cosie? You utter cleft.

by dbspin1 December 29, 2007

ass cleft

the little tilt inward on the top of one's asshole, not to be confused with the grundle, this tight skin must be broken for full anal penetration.

i snorted coke right off that bitches cleft, then fucking ripped that shit open, and preceeded to rip her oring, wide the fuck open.

by chris/josh May 1, 2005

going clepto

When you take shit.

You see a cd you really want, and your hand grabs for it to steal it. You are going clepto.

by killSESDSFSDF September 20, 2006

Cleptic

The word "Cleptic" is a derivative of a "Clepto" which is an action to steal. Cleptic has an entirely different meaning. Cleptic is used to describe something wierd, out of place or not funny.

"Oh that is Cleptic!"

"You are Cleptic"

by Mr. Tinez January 3, 2009

Clentin

A cigarette.

Hey dude let's go smoke a clentin.

by beerealisgood4u June 28, 2011

Cleft tit

When one's tit is larger than the other. Also known as "sloppy tit" or "awkward jugs" "breastfeeding boobies"

"Hey Eric lift your shirt and show the cleft tit.

"Your cleft tit looks like you've been breastfeeding.

"Let me slap your cleft tit like a bag of wine."

by Swaggy C da Realest October 8, 2017

cleothicctra

Cleothicctra is very sexy person, so will make others drool at the site of her.

But she can be a nasty person at times, so do not make her angry.

She is bigger than the standard thicc people that's just cause she beatuiful.

Wow that womans so thicc she could be cleothicctra.

by Cleothicctra May 31, 2018