Citon

A failed attempt at convincing the public of IT competency

Citon has been "serving" the mid-west for over 25 years...

by Decathlon January 5, 2026

Hecka-cited.

When you are REALLY excited for something.

Dude the NEW Sex And The City movie comes out tomorrow!
I know man..I'm hecka-cited.

by Some Hot Girl May 29, 2008

the critening

When the enemy Tryndamere begins getting 3 crits in a row with no items.

-How did you lose lane as Darius?
-I was doing well at first, but then Trynd E'd me and the critening started.

by yasuo_irl September 27, 2018

the critening

When the enemy Tryndamere gets 3 crits in a row with no items.

-How did you lose lane as Darius?
-I was doing well at first, but then Trynd got his E and the critening began.

by yasuo_irl September 27, 2018

Adorable-cuteness

Kai

With his adorable-cuteness

by Adorable-cuteness September 3, 2019

Jack-cident

When a "slightly" overweight 8 year old boy named Jack(Jackson) defecates in his shorts with no underwear on, while trying to push out a fart.

While out with his family, Jackson pushed out a fart, but instead he pooped himself. "It was only a Jack-cident, buddy, his father told his sobbing son."

by GUTPILE March 28, 2021

Nerve-cited

When you’re nervous and excited at the same time.

Yeah I’m Nerve-cited

by Only1andrecia April 5, 2021