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except chris brown

describing a subject that is unbeatable, but only to finish your claim that chris brown can beat it.

similar to a sentence that is interrupted by michael scott, regional manager of dunder mifflin on the office, he would state at the end of a statement, "thats what she said."

Only this time under the brown exception, a subject matter that is said indestructible, is reverted back to the all capable beat down by chris brown.
nothing beats walmart's prices...except chris brown

To Chris Brown 

To Chris Brown
When a man Brutally Beats a woman.
To Beat the shit out of someone.
Domestic Abuse
"Yo that girl totally got chris browned by that guy"
"that guy used to chris brown that girl but then he went to jail":
To Chris Brown by IBSEES March 6, 2009

go Chris Brown on you 

To beat the fuck out of you and run away, leaving you there crying/possibly unconscious.

The term "go Chris Brown on you" originated one (un)faithful night before the Grammy's in an event known as Domestic Disturbia, in which Chris Brown attacked Rihanna. Now everyone hates him.
Bitch, if you don't get me some thin mints ima go Chris Brown on you.

to pull a Chris Brown 

To become so angry at someone, to want to beat them excessively.

I swear to god Ashley, If you don't stop imma bout to pull a Chris Brown on your ass.


Did you hear about James and Carla? Carla totally pulled a Chris Brown on him when she found out he was cheating.

Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother 

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

Go Chris Brown on your A$$. 

To unload or threaten to unload a smack down, or bite, or 'pwn a fool, for a known, or unknown reason.
and then maybe feel bad about it, or not.
These girls just showed up at my house, and didn't take their shoes off, so I said to each of them Imma "Go Chris Brown on your A$$.".. unless you politely take your shoes off.
Go Chris Brown on your A$$. by eJTvo February 16, 2009