Scandinavian Glass Chopper 

When one person is performing cunnilingus while placing one foot behind the recipients head, and the other foot against there foot. At the same time the recipient of cunnilingus is giving there partner a hand job, and holding tightly to the foot against her foot. And lastly, the one performing cunnilingus places his/her hand inside the mouth of the recipient.

"OMG! I met this guy last night, and y'know, I'm such a whore and all, I took him home and fucked him, and I had no idea he was a acrobat! He just about broke my back doing this complex position known as the Scandinavian Glass Chopper! It was so good, I think I will be sexually satisfied for the rest of my life."

Scandinavian Glass Chopper by jebudiah springsteen July 5, 2008

Homo Chopper

A person who likes to chop in a homo sort of fashion

They put the words "HOMO CHOPPER" in hot pink as their desktop picture.

Homo Chopper by Moon Shine January 27, 2004

meat chopper 

one who camron refers to as an idiot/bonehead.

camron: Gavin you meat chopper
Gavin: *curls into ball*

meat chopper by Gavin Skinner April 17, 2006

Gay Vampire Chopper

The act where a man who dislikes being a man gets someone with sharp vampire teeth to remove his penis, Biting off the tip while licking the blood being spilled then spitting into the other mans mouth. Can be amplified if you ejaculate into the mouth of the biter right when it is being pulled off, can also be amplified if you bite the scrotum of and biting into the balls but be aware since it can shock you if you are performing the gender reassignment. If you ar not gay however a woman will do just fine.

I asked if i could perform a Gay Vampire Chopper on my friend, he allowed me to but he said it was painful.

Gay Vampire Chopper by Gacha Vampire February 21, 2020

chip chopper 

One that chips the chop. Takes on projects in small parts sometimes unaware of the big picture.

Joe is a rock steady chip chopper. He really chips the chop.

chip chopper by stderr November 14, 2003

Mini Chopper 

Fun to ride, but u don't want to show her to your friends. You do anyway because you think she is cool and they don't.

See also Moped

Sean is riding the mini chopper.

Mini Chopper by J-law March 10, 2005

crop chopper 

a term used to describe someone who is boring or a workaholic

"jeeze, i cant believe steve blew us off to go fishing"
"yeah, that guy is such a crop chopper"

"i hate having that leon guy in our group. he's indifferent about everything."
"i know, what a crop chopper"

crop chopper by dagreatdane4 July 1, 2009