More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.

"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"

by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009

chan brothers travels

A Singaporean guy who cannot stop talking about how much he hates Singapore even though he hasn't lived anywhere else. Likes complaining about stereotypical things like the lack fo muhh freedoms. Also cannot stop talking about his "life changing" back packing trips to the west.

Pei Wei is so chan brothers travels he hasn't been able to shut up about getting high on the golden gate brige since he got back. Fucking annoying sia!

by funkytits March 1, 2021

ni Chana ni Juana

In Spanish, not one nor the other.

Busqué un novio alto y guapo, pero no encontré ni Chana ni Juana.

I searched for a tall and handsome boyfriend, but found neither tall nor handsome ones.

by CarlotaMariposa October 24, 2009

Sa-chan

Sa-chan is a cute and sweet guy. The name fits him, even if he doesn't want to admit that it does.

Aww Sa-chan

by :grin September 19, 2013

When you get a chance

Nice way of telling someone you want something done NOW.

Person 1: Hey, when you get a chance, can you do the dishes.

Person 2: Yeah, but I don't think I'll have a chance until next week.

by Eudaimonia February 23, 2011

chan tigah

A member of an opposing gang that has killed one of your homies in the past. Although your first instinct is to exact revenge on that motherfucker, you are aware that it may ignite another gang war. Gang wars, although hilarious and fun, are not desired by the warlords in the ghetto because they attract attention to the underworld from Whitey and/or "The Man." Quite often, you are a Chan Tigah to someone else because you gunned down his cousin at the taco stand. The huge number of Chan Tigahs in the Ghetto is what sociologists refer to as "Street Brinkmanship," meaning, since everyone has Chan Tigah status, no one can kill anyone for fear of starting a huge gang war.

A Chan Tigah is a politically complex term for an enemy that you want to kill but can't.

I wanted to kill that motherfucker chan tigah last night in the back alley, but "Five Tooth Tre Dog" told me to wait until the heat was off.

by pollup January 11, 2008

chance

is a loving friend anyone can have. he is so caring for his siblings. love all the people around him no matter what, he is always their for you even when he been hurt

sara: is that chance he is so loving

brady: ya , he is so nice to everyone

by singlebabygirl June 4, 2018