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Cheetoed

When ones fingers gets covered in cheese dust from cheetoes and finds it very annoying when it comes to certain tasks that require hands.
"Honey, I know I'm doing it wrong, my fingers are cheetoed, chill out bitch."
by numchuk July 12, 2009
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Cheeto

1. A very dumb and obnoxious person

2. A common snack food
Dude, isn't Cheeto a jerk!

I'm so hungry, i want some Cheeto's!
by Malcom X12345 April 12, 2009
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Cheeto Dick

An Insult.
One who has a small penis. (Look at a cheeto and picture it as a pathetic dick)
"what ever you say, you cheeto dick havin muthafuck"
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Flamin Cheetofinga

(v) There is two steps needed to pull of a stunt like this.
First you must eat a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos, perferbly with lime for that extra kick. Next, the most important step, you must not wash the hands, for maxium affect. Then you stick your finger in an unsuspecting partners ass.
Last night a gave a lovely young women the Flamin Cheetofinga and she loved every minute of it
by AntBone January 2, 2006
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Big Cheeto

Big Cheeto - President 45 also known as Trump, best identifies by his hallmark unnaturally orange fake bake/spray tan.
“Omg look at this! Trump is ORANGE”

“That Big Cheeto needs to lay off the fake bake. Just think. There’s a tanning bed in The White House. How embarrassing.”
by wordexperienced January 17, 2019
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Purple Cheeto

It's when a guy has a curved dick.
Like in a porno some guys have a dick that is curved when it's hard. That is a Purple Cheeto.
by Costanzo89 October 5, 2007
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