Certified country is the type of country person that will walk in and kick your dog in the face and slap your old lady on her ass all with a beer in hand and Marlboro Red hanging out the mouth.
by Gracefully lady January 17, 2021
a whatsapp group with 2 moffies and how many hoers and is known as one of the rival skinner groups of skinnerlations
by B4URAGE1184 November 23, 2021
Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.
by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024
The man the myth the LEGEND joe bacchus, AKA the UK’s biggest stud who is the lengest guy to walk the Earth, he gets all the bitches and is the drippiest yute which gets the milfs hooked on him. All his mates are sardines so he has to carry the group with his handsome looks and massive muscles, making him the hottest DILF in town
by Joe Bacchhs February 17, 2022
by StergiosShorty February 09, 2022
by StergiosShorty February 09, 2022
A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.
by Legible Ghastino May 18, 2024