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certified ass clapper

a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper
yo terry did you watch that movie last night. yeah its a certified ass clapper
by bigcunt46 December 2, 2023
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Certified Lover Boy

Random Person: “Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”
by SGill1202 September 3, 2021
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Certified Waffler

A certified waffler is someone who waffles so much that they could practically have a degree in it.

Waffling is just basically someone who is just constantly yapping about random shit thats irrelevant.
Girl: Tells a long pointless and irrelevant story : "...So that is why I didnt reply to any of your texts for the past week!"

Guy: "Naaahhh ur just waffling now... certified waffler!"
by SommerRayyy December 11, 2023
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Certified Hater

Also known as Al-Baraa. A Hater born, and made.
Damn, baraa still managed to complain in heaven? He really is a certified hater
by pseydoHakim November 20, 2023
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Certified Basedking

Certified Basedking is when a person is great and make awesome music. They also disguard haters. They are motivated my faith and love what they do.
Certified Basedking doesn't care about any haters at all.
by mrswag454 July 27, 2011
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Certified

100%, no lies told, truth, guarenteed
Example 1 :
" Yo Jay I heard u got wit the new girl"

Responce: "Certified"

Example 2:
"I just copped that new whip, Certified"
by 5iveee June 18, 2024
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Certified Crashout

Careless without a cause or effect.
He’s a Certified Crashout because he brings in 10k a month and spends 9k on gambling and hoes without a pot to piss in and a bucket to throw it out.
by kydeelou September 27, 2025
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