a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper
by bigcunt46 December 2, 2023

by SGill1202 September 3, 2021

A certified waffler is someone who waffles so much that they could practically have a degree in it.
Waffling is just basically someone who is just constantly yapping about random shit thats irrelevant.
Waffling is just basically someone who is just constantly yapping about random shit thats irrelevant.
Girl: Tells a long pointless and irrelevant story : "...So that is why I didnt reply to any of your texts for the past week!"
Guy: "Naaahhh ur just waffling now... certified waffler!"
Guy: "Naaahhh ur just waffling now... certified waffler!"
by SommerRayyy December 11, 2023

by pseydoHakim November 20, 2023

Certified Basedking is when a person is great and make awesome music. They also disguard haters. They are motivated my faith and love what they do.
by mrswag454 July 27, 2011

Example 1 :
" Yo Jay I heard u got wit the new girl"
Responce: "Certified"
Example 2:
"I just copped that new whip, Certified"
" Yo Jay I heard u got wit the new girl"
Responce: "Certified"
Example 2:
"I just copped that new whip, Certified"
by 5iveee June 18, 2024

He’s a Certified Crashout because he brings in 10k a month and spends 9k on gambling and hoes without a pot to piss in and a bucket to throw it out.
by kydeelou September 27, 2025
