nut in andy’s cereal

An action performed after something undesired happens. is used in anticipation of

If I fail this test I’m going to nut in Andy’s cereal.

by real boy lucas September 29, 2018

Are U Super Cereal

A YouTuber who does voice impressions of Kermit the frog along with his buddy daitrickster and bestinclass

Have you seen Are U Super Cereals new video it's funny af

by Wweforlife! January 23, 2019

Eat your cereal

The only three words that cure diseases like not being m subscribed to TheTalentlessWriter

Eat your cereal
Yes

by Eat Your Cereal NOW January 28, 2021

vegan conversion ceremony

This is when one person has chosen the noble and delicious path of veganism for themselves, but refuses to keep this amazing secret to themselves and thrusts their food choices on others whenever they have a captive audience, such as when you are invited to their home for a meal or even a special event. The masterstroke is when you offer to bring non-vegan food so that 100% of the other people attending can have a choice, the vegan's conversion ceremony will not be disrupted, so there shall be no non-vegan food welcomed at all. The double masterstroke is when you ask "what can I bring?", the answer is a vegan dessert, even though you could not possibly bring your favorite vegan dessert from any familiar place since you have never ordered a vegan dessert in your life!

When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".

I just went to a vegan conversion ceremony on Thanksgiving, where we heard a lot about the joys of being vegan from the vegan host that served only meat, butter, and cheese replacements to themselves and a room full of straight up carnivore people the host has known for at least thirty years despite never once hearing even a fleeting interest from any of them in vegan food. No non-vegan food was permitted.

by footrageous November 30, 2021

The Chest Hole Cereal Bowl

Sexual Act popularized by Porn Star Matthew Coffey where an individual pours milk and cereal into an individual with Pectus Excavatum and another individual slurps it out of them with a spoon, a straw or their mouth.
Not to be confused with the chest hole shot where someone takes a body shot from an individual with Pectus Excavatum

"If you don't shut up I'm going to hit you so hard someone will be able to get The Chest Hole Cereal Bowl from you"

by (Saatvik) February 13, 2022

NATIONAL FEED BLACK PEOPLE CEREAL DAY

feed your favorite black person some cereal today on September 28th if you are not a POC. WHY you may ask because reparations need to be made one way or another.

hey did you know today is "national feed black people cereal day".

only racist don't feed black people cereal on "national feed black people cereal day ".

by yourfavoriteblack September 28, 2022

Cerebron

Teacher of the famous Constructors Trurl and Klapaucius, discoverer of various types of dragons.

Everyone knows that dragons don't exist. But while this simplistic formulation may satisfy the layman, it does not suffice for the scientific mind. The School of Higher Neantical Nillity is in fact wholly unconcerned with what does exist. Indeed, the banality of existence has been so amply demonstrated, there is no need for us to discuss it any further here. The brilliant Cerebron, attacking the problem analytically, discovered three distinct kinds of dragon: the mythical, the chimerical, and the purely hypothetical. They were all, one might say, nonexistent, but each nonexisted in an entirely different way ...
-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"

by Karl Munchausen April 17, 2008