Dumb broom

Means a dumb person. Usually used on female people, especially when a female lets a fuckboy fuck up their life.

Comes from Estonian phrase “loll luud”(which literally means “dumb broom”)

It’s a very soft and funny insult, can be used along friends.

“Kreeta, you let this fuckboy into your life again?”

“I know, I am such a dumb broom!”

by Dumb broom June 16, 2020

soggy broom

When your pubic hair is full of coital juices and you take it across the face of your partner.

We wrapped up a lunch time quicky and I gave them a soggy broom.

by Slappy whiskerbiscut November 17, 2016

rode the broom

To put a jinx on something by proclaiming success before the outcome is final.

As I was going to hit my shot, Joe rode the broom on me and I missed.

by MaddyKat March 19, 2008

Broom rape

Broomrape is an act of sexual assault with a broom handle, usually followed by the brush, depending on the slackness of the victim. Originally used as a sadomasochistic act of foreplay, it is now more commonly used as a way of describing an convincing victory.

Joe yes jill you know that janitor neil yes he just broom raped me

by Urban king 666 November 13, 2019

cooter broom

A thick bushy but well groomed mustache.

The man used his cooter broom to satisfy his lover.

by BadKittyXD August 04, 2023