breeder

a flippant term which can be used by anyone who is child-free, straight or gay, to describe those who have children ... and have earned this derisive label because of their general attitude of superiority toward those who do not have children

"Shit, what's with these friends who hit you up for a wedding gift, you don't hear from them, and then they resurface to hit you up for baby gifts?"
"What do you expect? That's typical breeder behavior."

by highlyopinionated May 7, 2013

Bakerloo Breeze

The farts you encounter before an imminent turd, not unlike the warm breeze felt when waiting on the platform of a tube station as a train approaches. The "train" in this case is your stool, & the tube is your anus.

The Bakerloo Breeze is a sure fire signal you must Drop the Kids Off at the Pool

by Just Touch It December 2, 2004

Brazilian Breeze

When you fart in front of a fan or/an air conditioner pushing it throughout the room making everyone suffer.

Blake was pissed at the teacher so he Brazilian Breezed Mr Frye's physics class

by Bart Frye aka semi-pro football player March 19, 2008

beezer baps

An addition to the slang term beezer which makes something sound better. Usually used in northern ireland.

Dat fruit fruit scone was beezer baps

by pio July 2, 2008

Breeder

Steming from a short film in which they portray an alternate society where homosexuality the norm and a heterosexual girl gets called names, most prominently "Breeder." It has now become an offbeat meme in the gay community to refer to straight people as breeders.

watch video here www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnOJgDW0gPI

a straight couple kisses
"fuckin breeder"

by lillukey August 16, 2018

dutch breeze

When you fart in bed and use the blanket to fan the fart up towards you or whoever else is in the bed with you's nostrils.

Jesus Tommy you're so filthy, why would you dutch breeze me?!

by sexysam09 January 23, 2017

Breeder

1. A derogatory term for anyone who reproduces, ever. Generally used by antisocial virgin nerds whose own nurturing instincts are limited to Pokemon. Ironically, most such individuals still live with their parents.

2. A derogatory term for a heterosexual. Generally used by homosexuals.

3. A derogatory term for selfish, irresponsible, or self-absorbed parents. Generally used by anyone who has ever had to listen to a screaming small child that does not belong to them, or anyone who has ever seen octomom's insipid, collagen-filled face on a TV screen or magazine cover.

Those fucking breeders had better not bring their screaming crotchlings to the Transformers 2 premiere! What do they think this is, a kids' movie?

by Jett June 12, 2009