Brass

Used to describe something that’s bad or dead

1. That guy is so brass at basketball look at how he shoots
2. Nahhh bro that’s such a brass tune

by Local Bossman October 30, 2018

Brass Giraffe

When you have to take a shit really bad, and you're past the point of Prairie Dogging. This is typically the point where you start standing up on the tips of your toes in order to give yourself that extra inch or so as you long legged strut towards the closest bathroom or equivalent. Common phrase to describe this is "Riding the Brass Giraffe". Those that frequently hold it in to the absolute very last minute are known as Brass Giraffe Jockeys.

"Watch out, looks like George is riding the Brass Giraffe! I swear that Giraffe jockey needs to either start taking breaks or investing in some Depends."

by Afternoon_Delight July 25, 2018

Brass

Cold

Yo it’s bare brass outside today

by Kayz January 27, 2019

Brass Chad

These are the Brass players in a High school band, usually Loud, slightly obnoxious, and interested in memes.

Person A: that Person C is such a Brass chad
Person B: yeah I know right?
Person C (in the distance) *playing Africa on a Horrific Combination of a Euphonium and a French horn*

by Datdabdoe12 February 16, 2019

Brassing It

activity you partake in whilst absolutely steaming and wired with a lady of the night

"Alright mate shall we go Brassing It at the picadilly club tonight"

"Last night me and my mate got messy and went Brassing It"

by tommylads May 30, 2018

brass chops beard oil

Sold by a Sexy Trumpet Boi from Portsmouth west Schools.

I Bought some brass chops beard oil to help my beard

by Pillsbarrythiccman45 May 31, 2018

brass rubbings

the excuse to get a girl to come back to your place and do as you wish with her.

I took Tina back to my place last night and showed her my collection of brass rubbings.

by Neilwill March 21, 2019