When pockets of air get trapped under one of the many rolls of fat of an obese person, the release of that air and the sound it makes is a Boif. Much like a similar phenomenon that occurs in a woman's vagina, the queef.
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Get the borigina mug.To experience an overwhelming sense of Boredom. The feeling you get when you are bored as shit and remember that you can't do anything about it and it gets boringer. The worst orgasm EVER. The complete opposite of an orgasm. The thing unhappily married couples get all the time. A way to describe your friend for being a lame-loser-fag-drag-weak-ass-shittard-pussy-suckaface-bitch.
Friend 1: "I waited for you to call me back. Thanks for being lame, I had like fifty boringasms last night!"
Friend 2: "You are a Boringasm! If you weren't such a drag I would've called your sorry ass!"
Friend 2: "You are a Boringasm! If you weren't such a drag I would've called your sorry ass!"
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“So last Wednesday ... or maybe it was Tuesday.... Oh no it was definitely Wednesday coz my boyfriend works late on Wednesday’s... so yeah last Wednesday my best friends sisters cat died and my best friends mum is soooo sad, and my best friends sister wants to get a new cat already but her mum just isn’t ready to move on yet she’s still crying everyday-“
That’s enough of that story thanks, you Boring Bitch.
That’s enough of that story thanks, you Boring Bitch.
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