Bork

Verb. refers to the act of having anal sex, usually involuntarily, or perhaps being taken advantage of. a.k.a "Butt porked"

You just got donkey borked.

That new hairstyle is totally borkified.

"My cowboy friend marty is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"

A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him and the hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted, then he borked him.

by Kincaide&MrCutie November 8, 2008

borka

4) (noun) NOT A JEW.

"Robbie Borka: NOT A JEW." (think Hanukkah Song, here)

by DICK * TARNSTROM July 23, 2003

Bork

{verb} To fornicate, have sexual intercourse, or pound in a rhythmic fashion. also see bang, slam, screw, do, sex, sloppy joe, etc.

Hey homey, look at that fine-ass dimepiece over thurr. I'd bork that.

by Skyler Mann December 6, 2007

Bork

Noun: Bork is the name given to the Barnslig Giraff soft toy sold at ikea, which looks like a borked Giraffe. Borks like to dance to Drum and Bass while shaking their long necks and also love to play tug boats. They are friendly creatures and great with kids.

Hannah: Hey Bork can you go get us some um nums from the kitchen please..
Bork: Bork Bork Bork!

by Morgan Martin-Skerm July 5, 2008

borked

broken. deliberate mispelling and leetization of broken. broke > borke > bork > borked

GAH! I borked it!
dude! you borked it!

by clay May 31, 2003

bockle

To snuggle sweetly or cuddle

I can't wait to come home and bockle your britches

by Pantsface McGee June 21, 2005

the bork

1.this is a man that hits on women, only to have it all go down the tubes. he looks suave, but can't cut it with the ladies.
2.verb-you can use bork in place of the word fuck in any sentence

What a loser, he looks just like the bork.

Dude, I was borking this girl for like 6 months until I found out she had crabs.

by Stosselite December 9, 2007