A heavy book that contains boring shit that you cant understand, inside you will find the following:
-Crudely drawn penises in permanent marker
-Doodles varying from stick people to giant dinosaurs
-Hate notes for teachers
-A long list of names on the inside cover
-Portraits of important people with huge mustaches in marker
-Ripped out pages (and they are the ones you have to do for homework tonight)
-Dead bugs between the pages
-Crudely drawn penises in permanent marker
-Doodles varying from stick people to giant dinosaurs
-Hate notes for teachers
-A long list of names on the inside cover
-Portraits of important people with huge mustaches in marker
-Ripped out pages (and they are the ones you have to do for homework tonight)
-Dead bugs between the pages
Billy wished his school would buy new School Books with their money. Today when he opened his science textbook, a cockroach popped out from page 176.
by Herp and Smerp August 31, 2011
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A closed book is sometimes mistakenly defined as someone with "trust issues".
A closed book is sometimes mistakenly defined as someone with "trust issues".
Person 1: How much do you know about her?
Person 2: Not much. She's a closed book, so she doesn't share much about her.
Person 2: Not much. She's a closed book, so she doesn't share much about her.
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Get the booking a whammer mug.The act of getting a book out on the train, tube bus or plane in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, phone or iPod.
Person one: "Blablabla isn't the weather terrible blablabla"
Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one "The book off")
Person one stops talking.
Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one "The book off")
Person one stops talking.
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Teacher- "Whats the definition of extraneous root?"
Smarty-" a number that is not a solution of the given equation"
Rest of class- "you book licker!!!!"
Smarty-" a number that is not a solution of the given equation"
Rest of class- "you book licker!!!!"
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A shot of black label, followed by tequila, chased with full-bodied beer (like an IPA)...
Start your night off right with the story book.
A shot of black label, followed by tequila, chased with full-bodied beer (like an IPA)...
Start your night off right with the story book.
At 8:12pm on a Tuesday night, Tom called for a story book and the troops assembled in the kitchen. It's difficult to say if they were better off then when they started.
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