Bloopee

A man who has fully bought into the feminine imperative of post modern society. Usually out of ignorance, but sometimes to try and manipulate women for sex (e.g., a male feminist). A Bloopee abides strictly to the “happy wife, happy life” canard and even expands it to all women everywhere. A common belief of this type of man is that if a woman speaks, she’s correct automatically and will ensure he’s got her back immediately and unquestionably. Any other man trying to question anything she’s said will be countered with energy.

Another very common trait of bloopees is their utter inability to compete in male spaces where masculinity is required. They prefer the safetyism dynamic where feelings and a sense is guarantee security are most important.

A lady: oh, yesterday was such a struggle, I needed to carry in my groceries and nobody was around to help.
Bloopee: what? What?!!?!?!? Do you have a husband or a son? That’s their job, no questions! If I were there when you arrived with groceries, I would have carried them in for you. tHe fUtUrE iS fEmAlE

by YoBro4484 April 28, 2023

bloopee

A dude who puts all women on a pedestal no matter what, and who most likely was raised by a single mom obsessed with feminism and victimhood.

A lady, any lady: I had to carry my grocery bags in by myself.
Bloopee: what?!?! That should never happen, ever! If I were there I’d have brought you roses and carried all your bags in for you. Men are scum.

by Two and two is four April 28, 2023

Bloop

Verb: a slang to wipe off urine

Don't forget to bloop before you get off the toilet.

by YoussefGamer November 6, 2023

Ear Bloople

The squishy thing on the end of your ear buds.

Alyssa told me " I lost your ear bloople" And so I destroyed her bookbag to find my ear bloople .

by cakeisgood420 September 3, 2016

Lead bloons

An annoying bloon that is best popped with a BIA

Monke 1: "Are those lead bloons?"
Monke 2: "Shit they are"

by Lord Of Worms October 31, 2021

the gang bloods

Black Leaders Of Our Domain...also the rival gang of the crips

There are gangs all over the states, including the gang bloods

by Columbus43224 December 24, 2016

hop on bloodstrike

Usually term of having 'hardcore' steamy buttsex with your friend, whether if they are a girl, or a boy.
The person cannot deny it, and has to have a hot steamy buttsex with you

Hey Samuel, wanna hop on bloodstrike?

by baseiscool August 21, 2022