ghetto-blaster

a chromed out portable cassette radio from the 80's the larger the better.

by Chris J May 11, 2003

put on blast

to be called out for something; to have some information about you put out in the open in an embarrassing manner.

Boy 1: Ayo, breathe easy on the insults!
girl 1: Like the way you was BREATHING EASY and snoring 2 minutes after we first started sexing?
Boy 2: AHAHAHAHAHA DAMNNNN SON YOU GOT PUT ON BLAST!! SHE LET ALL YOUR STUFF OUT IN THE OPEN!

by Espe November 22, 2003

Blasting Taft

The act of masturbation, a term popularized by certain message boards. Reference to the 27th President of the United States, William Howard Taft.

"I was in the bathroom the other night and my girlfriend totally walked in on me while I was Blasting Taft."

"Please excuse me from the dinner table. I'm afraid I have to go Blast some Taft."

"Hey! Blast your own Taft!"

by moonmaster July 3, 2007

Straddle Blasting

When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.

"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"

by Daniel, Jordan, Christian, Taylor and Chase. December 11, 2007

bowel blast

Noun. An expulsion of methane gas as a flatus via the anus, characterized by a loud report; a thunderous fart.

I swear, dude. That bowel blast Jimmy let rip during history class blew Mr. Dickey's toupee off!

by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006

Blastin Cheeks

To penetrate a woman from the doggystyle position with vengence and fury, causing the ass cheeks to clap together. known to cause loud moaning.

First guy: Ay, did ol' girl come by yo room last night?
Second guy: Who? Ashley?
First guy: Naw, man. Becky.
Second guy: Oh, yeah..when you called me last night I didnt answer cuz i was blastin cheeks.

by my nigga fatboy August 21, 2008

sound blast

Similar to putting someone on blast, "sound blast" is to expose one's personal, private or embarrassing information on another level in front of others. This term originated in Miami, FL.

Customer: Girl, I like how you be pourin' that ice in the soda machine!
Tamika: Boy, you crazy yellin' up in here!
Gary: Bitch, that man just put yo' ass on SOUND BLAST!
Jason: Bro, this is turning into a heat up, le ri.

by Ja$on P August 12, 2009