Bob Barker

When someone fucks a prostitute doggie style and then proceeds to donkey punch her knocking her unconcious thus not having to pay. And while exiting the premises you yell "the price is right, bitch!"

"While attending a bachelor party in Vegas I "Bob Barkered two whores in one night." "The price WAS right!"

by MarkO July 29, 2008

barking spider

The common name of a mysterious specie of spider. Its full name is the California Wood Barking Spider. Known to make appearances after eating BBQ'd food and drinking large quantities of beer. Also very commonly shows up after Chinese or Mexican food has been ingested. Has yet to be seen by any living person, giving rise to the theory that it may in fact be a microscopic specie of spider. Scientists can not agree on much, but what they all agree is that this is one creature whose bark is clearly not worse than its bite. And by bite, of course the foul stench that follows the bark is being implied.

Person 1: Dude, what the hell was that? Did you just crap your pants?

Person 2: Nah man. It was one of those dang barking spiders.

by E. P. Smith August 30, 2007

barking frogs

Similar to barking spiders. When someone flatulates, you blame it on the barking frogs.

A: *farts loudly* Did you hear those barking frogs?
B: Yep, they're really loud today.

by ATXD March 5, 2008

Bayou Barking Spider

A loud, obnoxious, smelly fart. The name is a reference to the air quality of Bayou La Batre, Alabama.

"Watch out for those Bayou Barking Spiders! They'll sneak up on you!"

by Levi W. June 23, 2008

tan bark

the stupid way to say "wood chips"

alyssa:"wow, look at all that tan bark!"

anna:"...you mean the wood chips?"

by Chocolatelyabyss August 25, 2016

Snarls Barkley

The single best name for a dog... EVER.

"Nice doggy, what's his name?"
"Snarls Barkley."
"Awesome. Awesome to the max."

by Satan's Valet October 7, 2009

The Bob Barker Treatment

The act of a male being publicly humiliated by a female.

The inspiration comes from the end of all episodes of the Price is Right when Bob Barker remindes the viewers to spade or nuter their pets.

Brian was given the Bob Barker treatment from Summer in front of his boys at football practice!

by Schon Carr November 29, 2007