Bearded Fish Taco

A really hairy, often smelly vagina.

Nancy had never trimmed her cooch and when she didn't shower for like 4 days, what resulted could only be described as Bearded Fish Taco

by ESKIMOBRO June 23, 2008

St. Bernards High School

A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.

Guy 1: You go to St. Bernards High School?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: Accurate.

by 69$$ March 20, 2017

bearded clam

A slang word for the female genitalia.

With a great thrust I parted the thick roast beef curtains to behold a wondrous sight. There before me amidst a multitude of glimmering treasures in a magnificent glory all its own sat the fabled Bearded Clam, shining with a light one could only describe as righteous.

by Panorin December 20, 2013

spear the bearded clam

To penetrate a very hirsute vagina with one's pecker.

"What you doin' after the game, Fred?"
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".

by Wobblebottom January 6, 2019

Prepare for a jam with the bearded clam

A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.

"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"

by Johnny Toast December 4, 2009

bearded moose

A penis with a pubic hair afro.

He thrust his bearded moose into her bearded clam and their pubic hair meshed together.

by somali pirate April 8, 2009

Bernard

The really nice guy who talks you into stuff and you can't say no because he's so nice, but if he was in the hunger games would probably kill viciously

Bernard is so nice!
Yeah, but he is sometimes really mean, like he was threatening to kill me!

by PPratty February 23, 2020