(noun.) experienced when one feels his phone vibrate in his pocket, pulls it out to check his new message, only to realize that he felt a phantom vibration and no one was actually trying to reach him. Bergasms are especially intensified when one is bored or feeling lonely and has a strong desire to talk to someone. When the bergasm is experienced, a state of euphoria consumes the desperate person only to end with an anti-climactic lack of a new text message.
Bergasm Man i was so bored yesterday and thought i my girl was calling me, but sadly it was only a bergasm. what a bummer.
by the urbster September 15, 2010
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by sean farrelly December 15, 2003
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Beige flags are a sign that someone is boring or lacks originality.
Beige flags are often generic or very cliche things that many people put in their profiles. Examples are:
- Pictures holding fish
- Statements about tacos
- mentioning the relationships of TV characters
- Offering the choice to ride or die
- Not writing anything in the profile section
Beige flags are often generic or very cliche things that many people put in their profiles. Examples are:
- Pictures holding fish
- Statements about tacos
- mentioning the relationships of TV characters
- Offering the choice to ride or die
- Not writing anything in the profile section
Her profile said "I love to laugh." Who doesn't like to laugh? How boring are you if that's all you can think of to tell people? That is the biggest beige flag of all
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by angstkitten June 20, 2004
Get the beligerant mug.When an individual has an obsession with the whitest black people, usually those with a white parent and a mixed parent
"Wow I love that mixed boy"
"He's not even mixed he looks white"
"No he's mixed I think I have some serious beige rage"
"He's not even mixed he looks white"
"No he's mixed I think I have some serious beige rage"
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by Jazzy April 23, 2004
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