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Beachnik

Cool turn of the Millennia culture which is a cross between beachbum and beatnik. Group of individuals who shun babylon, smoke ganga, and chill with the waves and the sand. They tend to reside in tropical areas, look upon people with "real world," jobs as insane. The group is generally educated, and cares about issues effecting this and future generations.
The beachniks chilled with there bongos, and passed the sticky sweet pakalolo blunt around a sick beach bonfire talking about a great day playing in the ocean.
by Dr Neurohacker August 15, 2012
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Hove Beach

The fictional part of Liberty City you first start out at in the game Grand Theft Auto IV. Locations include: Roman's Taxi Depot, Roman's Apartment, and the only Carabet Club
Hove Beach is a haven for Eastern European immigrants
by Jack del Plaga August 8, 2008
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Heavy Batch

"heavy batch" is a term use to describe the situation where the amount of marshmallows in your Lucky Charms totally out-weighs the non-marshmallow pieces.
John- "why the FUCK are my Lucky Charms in the trash?"

Chris- "oh, yeah I got a heavy batch today and...well, I just was not in the fucking mood to deal with that."

John- "wow...douchebag."
by mgaudee March 14, 2010
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Long beach sneak

Originating in the greater long beach area, the Long beach sneak is the art of being an undercover assassin that employs sophisticated tactics of suppressed social ambition toward engagement of allure in the opposite sex. The LBC Sneak is employed under extreme stealth and occurs predominantly in social situations where your friends have hammer headed a group of girls. After they have blown large sums of money on drinks and tirelessly pretended to be interested in them for hours at the bar, the assailant will then slide in (usually near closing time) and take one or all of them home. The act of performing a LBC Sneak has many variations but most commonly involves not talking to any girls all night long then going up to the hottest girl in the bar at closing time and swindling her into a long night of bearbacking! Anyone willing to attempt an LBC sneak must fortify a mentality that resembles that of a honey badger because they don’t give a shit! Someone entertaining the idea of pulling an LBC sneak must be willing to perform questionable acts of perversion and must be masters of the sail and bail!
Fuck'n Austin pulled a long beach sneak last night! I had like 4 hours of bar equity into this chick and then the next thing I know he slides in takes her home! That bearbacking son of a bitch!
by johnny mcnaughten November 13, 2011
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PF Changs Beachwood

A joke of a restaurant ran by clowns. People who work there consider jumping off of the rooftops of buildings with every shift they work. People dining in do not realize that they are paying for overpriced heart attacks on plates - which take about 45 minutes to even reach their tables (appetizers take about 25.)
I think I lost about 50 IQ points after working at PF Changs Beachwood for 6 moths.
by slizmatic slut November 12, 2010
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End of batch fart

The last farts before you need a poo. These farts tens to be the most pungent of all farts.
Man 1: “holy shit that smells“
Man 2: “yeah dude that was an end of batch fart, I'm off to drop the kids in the pool now“
by Emiloudee93 September 14, 2012
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Beach Angel

A hot babe capable of raising the tide in your board shorts. She loves the beach and sex. Sometimes at the same time.
When I take my wife to the Caribbean, she turns into a stone cold Beach Angel.
by Beach Bozo July 7, 2011
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