beaver fever

Extreme horniness. An unquenchable need for some pussy.

Hey Susuan, I hate to phone you up this late but I've got a bad case of beaver fever.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

Beaver Squeegee

a patch of hair (soul patch) under the lower lip of a man. often squeegees the vagina whilst it is being eatin out.

"holy cock, did you see howie mandells beaver squeegee!"

"yeah, it is a good lookin one!"

"damn, i wish i had a beaver squeegee as good as howie's"

by T VOH February 1, 2009

wet beaver

1. When a woman is aroused, she will produce arousal juices near her vagina, then she will have a wet beaver.

2. Some say the ultimate wet beaver can only be attained when said juices make contact with an actual fur jacket.

That women in the beaver fur jacket has a wet beaver, I can smell it.

by forminspector March 23, 2016

Justice Beaver

A Crime Fighting Beaver

Dwight Schrute: "Who's Justice Beaver"
Jim Halpert: "... A crime fighting beaver"

by Usef22 March 17, 2011

beaner flu

1. A flu virus carried only by beaners and their pigs.

Man those beaners are nasty, now they carry beaner flu, why aren't they cornered and deported. See wetback flu.

by shdwsclan April 29, 2009

Beaver

A furry mammal that feeds off wood.

Damn! That beaver can take some wood!

by daytripa May 1, 2003

slimy beaver

syphilis infested pussy, that smells like rotton trout and old cum.

1.)Your slimy beaver is the nastiest smelling thing I have ever fucked.

2.)Your slimy beaver is nasty I wouldnt hit that shit with a ten foot pole.

by j-rod and amanda April 28, 2005