Bartender

A person accustomed to the mixing of words.

Dude, stop being a bartender. Just spit it out.

by Gaudette February 2, 2009

barred

Pornographic material.

Dude mans... I LOVE barred VCR.

Man, fucking Steve still has barred VCR tape.

Dude, where did you get that barred?

by Steve the Mad Man January 2, 2006

Barred

Pornography of any kind... movies/mags/pics/ext.

-"what you doing when you get home"
-"watching Barred"

by Dan November 9, 2004

bartendress

a female bartender with moxie

Jessica is my favorite bartendress; she always has a lot of attitude.

by Timothy Nordvedt September 21, 2005

Barbed wire kangaroo

When you roofie someone, cut open their stomach and put kittens inside. Then, sew the stomach back up. Punch the person in the stomach, causing the kittens to claw their way out, bursting through the seams. The claws will feel like barbed wire and the person will look like a kangaroo with babies in their pouch.

She said she was a freak, but she wasn’t ready for that Barbed Wire Kangaroo!

by ProbablyAjax March 12, 2021

The Bartender

The act of pouring multiple drinks in your girlfriends anus, and butt fucking to make a mixed drink. Delicious

My ex enjoyed her vodka redbull after I pulled The Bartender on her

by Jshdja November 13, 2018

Blarted

Closely related to Sharted, or the act of sharting. When you fart and accidentally shit your pants accompanied with some rectum blood. Usually happens with gay men and/or distended colon.

That fag just blarted and left a stain on his white pants!

by uncle_limpy September 8, 2010