When a heterosexual couple are having sexual intercourse, with the woman, who is menstuating, is riding on top, and the man ejaculates. After a moment she dismounts and the combination of blood and semen mixed on the erect penis simulates a barber pole.
Last night I was so fucking horny, I couldn't care the old lady was on the rag, so when I blew my load into her she got off and I had a barber pole.
by Harry Paratesties September 20, 2006
Get the Barber Pole mug.Travis Barker...See also: (GOD of Drums)The ultimate GOD of drums...for anyone who thinks otherwise, you are rediculous. Maybe you are the upity tigh rich SOB's that dont like the kind of music that he so amazingly dominates. the kind of people who think that his music is actually corrupting the minds of the youth. You probably havn't ever seen him play the drums...you cant say shit until you've seen it. His technique is amazing, its so fast and smooth, he should be considered an idol to all drummers he is better than...WHICH IS EVERYONE. Dont talk about his life either, you dont know him... you are probably just jealous because he is better than you. You were saying that Blink-182 broke up because of him, well you are wrong. He just did an interview with the official blink 182 fansite along with mark talking about the REAL reason that they took the indefinate hiatus. Tom even had a piece in there about the break up. you may think Travis is the biggest waste of talent ever, but I am pretty sure you are the biggest waste of OXYGEN ever!!!
Matt: Hey did you hear, Pete and Adams lives got cancelled?
Matt: There is a GOD!!
P.S. Travis Barker is the Greatest!
Matt: There is a GOD!!
P.S. Travis Barker is the Greatest!
by MFK September 22, 2006
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Best wife ever, hard working, loving, caring mother. Marine Wife. While husband is deployed Erica Barter cuts the grass, takes out the trash, cleans the house, cooks, grocery shopping, fixes up the house, takes care of the kids, brings them to appointments, the park, the stores. she feeds the kids, bathes the kids, gets no sleep during the night because the kids are sick, or missing daddy, and so is she. She does this all being pregnant, she's a real woman, wife, mother.
by wbarter85 October 16, 2008
Get the Erica Barter mug.The act of placing a the base of a Play-Doh Barbershop figure just inside someone's sphincter, then they defecate through the holes in the toy's head, ideally with a soft consistency stool.
Similar to Canadian spaghetti.
Similar to Canadian spaghetti.
by w.b.m April 16, 2008
Get the Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop mug.when your down on her eatin her box and you notice that she missed mowing a few ahole hairs that are kinda long, bite down on those angry mafuckers and yank em out like a dentist pullin a tooth. When she screams or makes any sound in protest, you punch her in the neck and tell her to have a lil pride and keep her starfish and box smooth and hairless or else.
I was lickin this bitch and stairing at her cheerio when low and behold I get jabbed in the eye by an angry butthair she missed, so I did the right thing and gave her an angry butt barber, bit down on those stragglers and yanked em out. When she had the audacity to let out a whimper I punched her in the neck and told her to keep it manicured with some pride
by motoboat August 24, 2010
Get the angry butt barber mug.Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!
by Number 1 Guv'nor December 6, 2007
Get the kebab dropped on a barber's floor mug.by Burzerk June 11, 2006
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