Spanky Banks

A Horny Teacher/Employee that jacks off in school/work

Guy1: Did you hear about Mr. Woodward?
Guy2: No, what did he do?
Guy1: He did a Spanky Banks in the Boy's Restroom!
Guy2: That's fucking gross...

by Galaxii December 07, 2015

broke the bank

When you/someone/something spends more money than it can afford.

"I finally broke the bank and bought a new car."

by lulz9000 March 31, 2017

Spank for bank

When a guy masturbates for the camera and people online subscribe to it and he makes money from it.

GT thinks he's an inspirational role model but I saw that spank for bank clip he made.

by lucilooloo February 07, 2014

tryra banks

A way to tell people not to test your paitience, like the phrase ‘don’t try me’ combining it wish famous model Tyra banks

“Oo girl you’re getting in my last nerve,if I were you I wouldn’t tryra Banks it!”

by Sistermya November 30, 2017

Bank-xiety

A feeling of worry, nervousness or unease about something you know your bank is up to.

Effie: how are you feeling today Frankie?

Frankie: I feel like I have bank-xiety Effie! I think I need to swap banks.

by JLonny March 13, 2019

bank fish

An undesirable fish that you leave on the bank to die.

Al: "Looks like I caught another mudcat"
Willy: "Are you gonna keep it?"
Al: "No, it's just a bank fish, they taste like shit."

by Wacky Willy June 10, 2016

bank coffee

Bad tasting, shitty complementary coffee such as that set out all day for customers at a bank. It often tastes burnt if sitting in a pot or tastes weak or acidic if served from a thermos dispenser. Occasionally somebody will help themselves to a cup, but nobody really enjoys it. Often served in small white styrofoam cups with a large canister of powdered creamer nearby.

“Is there a place to get coffee here?”
“Nah, all they serve here is shitty bank coffee.”

by Dav1d VB April 22, 2018