bank coffee

Bad tasting, shitty complementary coffee such as that set out all day for customers at a bank. It often tastes burnt if sitting in a pot or tastes weak or acidic if served from a thermos dispenser. Occasionally somebody will help themselves to a cup, but nobody really enjoys it. Often served in small white styrofoam cups with a large canister of powdered creamer nearby.

“Is there a place to get coffee here?”
“Nah, all they serve here is shitty bank coffee.”

by Dav1d VB May 29, 2018

Ghetto Bank

Started with a fear of the man taking their money.

Ghetto banks can consist of any of the following places or things to hide their jack.

Coffee can, pop can, bra, panties, book bag, metal box, bed pillow, mattress, cardboard box, freezer, zip lock baggies, dog house, hole next to a tree, glove case

I hide my dough in my ghetto bank. No one can find it. Not even me! At the least I knows the man can’t take it from me.

by T_rump_supporter May 28, 2018

Robo-bank

Alternative for ATM: Robotic bank

I need to stop by the Robo-bank for cash before I am able to purchase a Radiohead shirt.

by Sarina Garibovic October 30, 2008

tryra banks

A way to tell people not to test your paitience, like the phrase ‘don’t try me’ combining it wish famous model Tyra banks

“Oo girl you’re getting in my last nerve,if I were you I wouldn’t tryra Banks it!”

by Sistermya November 30, 2017

Bank-xiety

A feeling of worry, nervousness or unease about something you know your bank is up to.

Effie: how are you feeling today Frankie?

Frankie: I feel like I have bank-xiety Effie! I think I need to swap banks.

by JLonny March 13, 2019

Spanky Banks

A Horny Teacher/Employee that jacks off in school/work

Guy1: Did you hear about Mr. Woodward?
Guy2: No, what did he do?
Guy1: He did a Spanky Banks in the Boy's Restroom!
Guy2: That's fucking gross...

by Galaxii March 14, 2016

Banks-InOut

When a person is zoned into whatever they are doing, totally oblivious to another person talking to them. Unaware of an entire conversations being held.

Example- The Board Guy tells Banks that his unit is on fire. But he was Banks-InOut and didn't hear. While the rest of the shift heroically puts out the fire, and came back to the control room. Banks to this day, still never new anything had happened.

by LABops August 13, 2021