Lane Bailey

A music nerd who knows literally everything there is to know about music especially classical music.

Person 1: Is that the cool kid?
Jacob: No that’s just Lane Bailey.

by Mr. CAMeleon March 01, 2022

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Bailey Time

When a friend says he will be there in a certain amount of time, but then shows up many hours later. Made famous by local entrepreneur during his time in Georgia, Mr. Bailey would always show up but much later than the designated time. Upon arrival no explanation for this time is given. What happens during Bailey Time is unknown.

Chris: "Did you call William?"
Josh: "Yea, he said he'll be here in about 10 minutes."
*2 Hours Later*
Chris: "William is still not here. Must be Bailey Time again."

by Chris Pence March 31, 2011

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Conor Bailey

Conor Bailey is a God. Those who do not worship him may be thrown to the fiery pits of the Tartarus. He is also very funny and is the best at everything in the world. Conor loves you, but will smite you down and give you a dishonorable death. All followers of Conor hunt either bogan's or gypsy's.

Follower: "Hey man, do you want to go hunt some bogans? I just bought me a new sack of potatoes!"
Random: "What the hell are you goin' on about?"

Follower: "Are you saying that you don't follow Conor Bailey?"
Random: "I got no idea what ya talkin' about mate. Now fuck off before I knock you in the jaw." *Pulls out cigarette and reveals rats-tail*
Follower: "Aha! Iv'e caught you! Aw, your'e fucked cunt!" *Puts bogan in potato sack and beats repeatedly with potatoes*

by TheGodManDo November 18, 2013

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