bangle

To fail in spectacular fashion, bungle, goof. Inspired by former BMW designer Chris Bangle, whose radical 6 and 7 Series redesigns of the 2000s pale in comparison to BMW's classics and remain rolling visual atrocities to this day.

AJ came off the bench to try and win the game on the last drive, but bangled his chance by throwing four straight incompletions and sealing the rival team's comeback win.

by beckenbauer November 16, 2011

Tool Bagger

1) Some one who is more than a tool, They just keep adding more things to make them more of a tool.
2) Usually a girl, but not exclusively, who continually dates unsuitable people and hence bags tools. Therefore they are a tool bagger. I.e they are collecting tools.
3) An individual within the tool manufacturing industry whos job it is to bag the tools. E.G they must bag all the tools into a tool kit before sale to the public.

1) "hey Tony can you believe that guy? what a tool!"
"Dude he is a tool bagger"
2)"have you seen who Janice is going out with now. he is such a loser!"
"Yeah Janice is such a tool bagger"
3)"Hey man nice to meet you, what do you do?"
"Ah not much, by day i'm a tool bagger"

by The Dogs Bollocks January 31, 2009

Bagged

1. To get caught for doing something
2. when a guy tries to tlk to a girl for numerous reasons to either go out or chill

1. Yo ya'll so dumb how ya'll get bagged cuttin'
2. Alex: how it go wit baggin shorty?
Johnathan: it went gud the shorty i bagged might be wifey

by britani February 14, 2006

pugs and baggers

n. A pejorative used to describe Republicans and members of the Tea Party movement. Common characteristics of pugs and baggers include light pigmentation, a whitebread middle-class up-bringing, a proud tradition of ignorance, a curious obsession with guns, a false sense of patriotism, a misunderstanding of Christ's teachings, a blind eye for fascist and religious authoritarianism, a dislike of blacks and Mexicans, disrespect for the natural world, and a propensity to uncritically embrace as truth anything broadcast on the Fox News channel.

Dude: That right-wing liar Andrew Breitbart sure is an asshole for trying to make Shirley Sherrod look like a racist.

Dude II: Yeah, but don't expect the pugs and baggers to condemn him. They still view him as a hero for that shit he pulled on ACORN.

by Jurgis Rudkus July 22, 2010

Bagler

A fry which has fallen out from the carton into the bag from a fast food drive in.

I paid for the food so I call all the bagler

by Paul Bedau December 24, 2006

Biggledy Boo

An 18th century term for a dark-skinned Moor. May be used as a disparaging term for a black person.

Although I am the descendant of biggledy boos, I am not of Arab descent.

by Skeezy Colorado April 24, 2010

Bangled

In reference to Chris Bangle, BMW's head of bad design. It refers to something that was great, but has been reworked into something new and horrible which doesn't represent the previous version's awesometude.

I'd buy a BMW 5 series, but only if the new versions weren't so Bangled.
New Coke was seriously Bangled.

by Drew Carter July 16, 2008