Baboon Penis

When a dude's penis looks bright red on the head like a baboons buttocks.

Sally: "OMG last night I gave Roby head for the first time, ROBY has a baboon penis!"

Mary: "NO WAY!?"

by sex educator November 16, 2011

badoon

Badoon: a small porcelane baboon which smells remarkabley of warn socks and eldibery.
Badoonery: the way of acting like a Badoon.

Badoon: yes my Badoon does smell of eldebery
Badoonery: your incessant badoonery never ceases to confound me.

by Alex Lyndham March 10, 2005

Rabid Baboon

First make your girlfriend do a sexy stripper dance. Then, when you get to the peak of excitement, jump up, thump your chest, swing your arms and spit copius amounts of frothy saliva, all the while making baboon-like sounds. Then pick her up and throw her over your shoulder and carry her to your tree house.

"How did you get on with that new bird from the club??"

"It's not going to work out - she called the police after I gave her the RABID BABOON"

by Daniel B7 January 12, 2009

glorious baboon

where the chick u are having sex with is not proportional. such as she can be suppper fat but have a tinny ass and tits, or really skinny with huge tits and HUGGGE ass

Dude, i fucked a glorious baboon last night and she came on my lamp.FUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK its in my hair

by Thats right put it into my ear March 29, 2009

Albino Baboon

People who look like a cross between a pig and a shaved monkey with pink skin, thin lips, straight hair, big eyes, and body hair.

dude, did you see that white dude?

Yeah, he looks like an albino baboon.

by W i s h f u l February 20, 2011

Baroon

The phrase that Donkey King yells as he plummets to his death or is killed by an enemy.

BAROON!

by Nintendian777 November 18, 2011

banoony

the recursive of "Noony."

"...from no, to noony, until noony banoony, then know kanno blod (sic) other..."
(from "The Eshkenthkhurnum")

by G. I. Poindexticon August 12, 2003