stupid ass backwards

Lacking professional judgment or expertise in a given situation or procedure resulting in improperly assembling/repairing an object or resolving a political/personnel issue.

or for you retards out there.

When somebody who doesn't have a fucking clue what there doing tries to master something they know nothing about while fucking it up in the most humiliating and damaging way.

See Manager or Six Flags

1. God dammit Jimmy, What they hell where you thinking when you assembled that train stupid ass backwards. Now your dumb ass is going to be here all night taking it apart.

2. Way to go, Out of all the ways to do it you decided to do it stupid ass backwards.

by SixFlagsFiesta July 31, 2009

Backyard in her Backyardigan

Backyard in the Backyardigan -

The act of giving or receiving anal in the backyard...again. (Must be said in a South Boston or New England accent)
By - Ze Keyser Soze

You see that fly honey over there. I'm gonna go over there and backyard in her backyardigan. (Must be said in a South Boston or New England accent - see the Heat dinner scene regarding Sandra Bullock's character being called a narc)

by Ze Keyser Soze November 6, 2020

Backyard Monkey

The act of an under-40 year old male going to the doctor and being given a rectal exam. The surprise on the patient's face is akin to walking outside and seeing a monkey in his backyard.

Damn man, I had a doctor appointment today and wouldn't you know, he gave me a backyard monkey.

by Sacink December 27, 2011

Backyard Blend

a type of snack mix that is made with a blend of Pringles’ Sour Cream & Onion and BBQ flavored potato crisps. Although historically mixed at a ratio of 1:1, a blend ratio as high as 3:2 is also acceptable. Backyard blends mixed at or near a 3:2 ratio are commonly referred to as "black jack variants" or "Blackyard Blends." Also know as "Urban Chex-Mix."

Jesus, Nigel! Wash your hands before you go rummaging through that Backyard Blend! And please stop picking out the BBQ ones!

by Sir Alfred Samuel June 11, 2018

backyard chandelier

When a guy is bent over and you can see his sack from the back.

I looked out the window and saw my neighbours backyard chandelier.

by Baconletuce February 8, 2020

Backyard Duggin

When you go camping with a homie and wake up by yourself with a spoon in your ass.

It hurt like he'll pulling the spoon out my ass after being backyard duggins last night.

by BlondieBlueEyes February 12, 2020

backwards bill

when playing beach volleyball, when one member of the team raises his short arms to reach the ball only to touch it with his fingertips to roll backwards and fly even farther away from him.

Logan: Get the ball!
Wil: I'm gonna get it!
Logan: You gotta jump!
Wil: Shit, i missed it.
Logan: No, you got it, you just pulled a fucking backwards bill again.
Wil: (cries)

by beatleb07 May 3, 2009