Asshat

When someone does something utterly retarded and gets called out for it

"Did you hear about Jared making out with that police officer when he was pulled over?"
"Yeah, what a real asshat."

by PercyP January 2, 2015

Asshat

An asshat is someone who isn't worthy of the title "asshole", so they put their hole on their hat therefore making them an asshat.

"______ (name), don't be a fricking asshat"

Similar funny quote:
"______ (name), get your head out of your ass it isn't an ass.

by Omnomcookies February 3, 2015

asshat

A term commonly used by head mechanics. Describing where objects should be retrieved from.

" AssHat"

" Where do you expect me to find a new bus? Pull it outta my Asshat!"

by Yummymummy4 August 9, 2016

asshat

a nickname someones friend gives them

hey remember when Doctor Asshat bitch slapped that toddler

by none other than Doctor Asshat May 31, 2016

Asshat

A person who is being an asshole but even more of an asshole

Man Jessie is being a real asshat

by High_Cross September 23, 2016

asshat

Basically pants, or trousers.

Wait a minute, Jane, I have to fetch m6 asshat!

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016

Asshateus Maximus

gluteus's brother

hey gluteus wassup

oh nothing hanging out with Asshateus Maximus

by MasterofDisaster95 September 30, 2016